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so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
(via youngheartsrunnfree)
if u grab my sides to tickle me ill punch u in the face
(via incomplete-dreams)
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
(via incomplete-dreams)
there is nothing sexier than a man who knows what he wants
Isn’t that a rapist?
Omg
(Source: justemanuell, via incomplete-dreams)
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
(Source: lindsaylohoean, via starlightandsidewalks)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
(via incomplete-dreams)
